For those of you who didn't know, I am also the fabulous Miss WandaLuv! This page is where I will post humourous thoughts or snippets that I think will bring a smile to your day. If I offend you, just go back to the home page and start over. Or better yet, order Wait for Love: A Black Girl's Story. That will more than make up for my BIG AZZ MOUTH!

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The new Govenor David Patterson and his wife have admitted to having extramarital affairs.

His excuse - I couldn't see who's punany it was...

Her excuse - I'm a ho

Activities Designed NOT For Black Folk...

1. Going to farms to PICK anything. Uh, you do remember cotton don't you?

2. Playing with a fire hydrant. Hmm...look at any tape from the Civil Rights Movement.

3. Bungee Jumping - Self explanatory

4. Going on a cruise. Re-read #1, 2 and 3

Things A Comedian Thinks About More Than Twice Before Saying Out Loud....

1 - Rosa Park's funeral was so long she got up and took the bus to the cemetary. "I'll bury my dayum self..."

2 - Corretta Scott King's funeral was so long she organized a march to protest it.

3 - When Michael Jackson sang, I Want Cha' Back, exactly what kind of back was he singing about?

Racial Equality

Lil Jerry came home from school crying. His momma asked him what was wrong.

"Boy, why you makin' all that noise? What's wrong?"

"I got suspended from school for flunking the spelling bee."

"What???  What happened?"

"Well, the teacher asked me to spell Caucasian so I did."

"How you spell it?"

"H-O-N-K-Y."

"What was wrong with that?"

"I don't know. But she gave me another chance. She asked me to spell Chinese, so I did."

"How you spell it?"

"C-H-I-N-K."

"That was wrong?"

"Yes. But she gave me another chance. She asked me to spell Mexican so I did."

"Okay...how you spell it?"

"S-P-I-C."

"Dang...that was wrong, too?"

"Yes. But she gave me another chance. She asked me to spell Negro."

"And...?"

"I spelled it N-E-G-R-O. And then I got suspended."

Okay, if you don't get it or you don't find it funny....hmmm....

If It's FREE, What's The Problem?

Here is something that I simply don't understand. If a website is FREE, why in the world do people act as if they established it or that they had to pay for it? For instance, take My Space. FREE! Why do people set their profiles to private, or say that you have to know their last name in order to add them as a friend??? How are you supposed to make friends with a stranger if you have to know something about them????  DUH, you're a stranger! If you want to keep your life private, don't join a public website and post your pictures for the world to see! STOOPID!!

The Allstate Insurance Company offers accident forgiveness if you have an accident. DUH...I'm paying you to insure me, regardless of if I have an accident or not! And who plans accidents anyway?? And if the Lord forgives me for FREE, why in the world  should I be concerned if you forgive me or not? Especially if you raise my premium, and expect me to keep on paying without complaint! STOOPID!!